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AWS Glue’s Dirty Little Secret: Why Small Files Break Everything
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AWS Glue’s Dirty Little Secret: Why Small Files Break Everything

The hidden infrastructure tax that costs data teams hours of compute time and countless frustration

#aws#glue
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Hadoop’s Not Dead: Why Big Data’s Old Guard Still Powers Modern AI
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Hadoop’s Not Dead: Why Big Data’s Old Guard Still Powers Modern AI

Forget shiny object syndrome, Spark is thriving while Hadoop shuffles toward its legacy sunset in the machine learning revolution.

#big-data#hadoop#machine-learning
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AI Democratizes Coding, But Can It Replace Data Scientists?
automation

AI Democratizes Coding, But Can It Replace Data Scientists?

Debunking Google’s ‘everyone can code’ claims and revealing why domain expertise trumps AI automation in data science.

#automation#careers#data-science
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OpenAI’s $207 Billion Lie: Why All Bets Are Off in the AI Arms Race
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OpenAI’s $207 Billion Lie: Why All Bets Are Off in the AI Arms Race

HSBC’s sobering analysis reveals OpenAI faces a $207B funding gap with no path to profitability by 2030, raising existential questions about the AI business model.

#ai-funding#chatgpt#openai...
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The Battle for Coding Supremacy: Qwen3-Next vs GPT-OSS-120B in the Real World
benchmarking

The Battle for Coding Supremacy: Qwen3-Next vs GPT-OSS-120B in the Real World

Breaking down performance, quantization strategies, and practical trade-offs between two titans of the open model landscape

#benchmarking#LLM#open-models...
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AMD Just Redrew the Local AI Map – vLLM’s Ryzen AI Support Changes Everything
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AMD Just Redrew the Local AI Map – vLLM’s Ryzen AI Support Changes Everything

vLLM’s official support for AMD’s Ryzen AI MAX 395 and AI 300 series transforms the local inference landscape, finally giving NVIDIA some real competition.

#amd#inference#local-ai...
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Google’s AI Paradox: Why Massive Data Isn’t Enough for Gemini to Dominate
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Google’s AI Paradox: Why Massive Data Isn’t Enough for Gemini to Dominate

With YouTube’s treasure trove of data, Google should be leading the AI race. Instead, Gemini trails competitors. Here’s why data alone can’t buy AI supremacy.

#ai-competition#Gemini#Google...
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Claude Code’s Local Rebellion: How llama.cpp Just Broke OpenAI’s API Monopoly
anthropic

Claude Code’s Local Rebellion: How llama.cpp Just Broke OpenAI’s API Monopoly

Anthropic’s coding agent escapes cloud confinement with llama.cpp integration, reshaping local AI development.

#anthropic#code-generation#llama.cpp...
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Cloud AI’s Ad Infestation Fuels the Local LLM Rebellion
AI-ethics

Cloud AI’s Ad Infestation Fuels the Local LLM Rebellion

As OpenAI plants ad code in ChatGPT’s Android beta, developers question whether cloud AI’s ‘free’ models are worth the cost.

#AI-ethics#chatgpt#local-llms...
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Your S3 Batch Processing Strategy is Probably Terrible
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Your S3 Batch Processing Strategy is Probably Terrible

Facing 2 million files in S3? Here’s how to avoid the performance pitfalls and metadata mistakes that kill large-scale processing jobs.

#aws#data-processing#etl...
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Microsoft Fabric: Enterprise Production-Ready or Just Azure’s Latest Smart Management?
data-platforms

Microsoft Fabric: Enterprise Production-Ready or Just Azure’s Latest Smart Management?

After two years and 28,000 customers, is Microsoft’s unified analytics platform ready for mission-critical workloads?

#data-platforms#enterprise-software#microsoft
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Your GenAI Pipeline is Probably Useless (Here’s What Actually Works)
agentic-ai

Your GenAI Pipeline is Probably Useless (Here’s What Actually Works)

Moving beyond chat interfaces to real agentic AI deployments in data engineering.

#agentic-ai#genai#kubernetes...
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